Or does it taste like chicken?
The neighbor kid and his family are returning today. I have invited them to dinner because no one likes to cook again when they get back from a nice holiday. I had to take care of the kid's Furby for him, but it mysteriously passed away...don't know how that happened...ahem.
But why let a good chunk of meat go to waste? I could either barbeque Furby or microwave Jell-O snack packs for dinner. I would like to do something a little more elaborate for my neighbors which is why I am hoping that a good recipe to cover up the Furby flavor exists.
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:17 pm
What Is The Best Way To Disguise The Furby Flavor When You Barbeque It?
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Ganja. First we smoke the ganja. Lots of ganja.
Coat that Furby extra good with a Jamaican rub. Don’t forget to add plenty of ganja. Smoke the Furby over a slow burning bed of hardwood coals to which you added a generous heap of ganga.
Mmm, mmm, that’s mighty fine Furby. Mmm, Furby, sweet, sweet Furby.
Now, then. About that microwave jello. I am having the munchies.
Get a nice teryaki marinade, put the Furby and the marinade in a zip lock bag (sealed) and leave it in the refrigerator for a couple of hours. After it’s been grilled the kid will want to cover it with ketchup anyway, so he’ll never know. The teryaki sauce will make it nicer for the adults.
Then you can tell the kid that the Furby had move to Timbuktu to care for his sick mother, he didn’t want to go, but it was a family obligation, etc., etc. They don’t have a phone or a computer, and mail service is spotty at best, so he can’t send a message. It’ll all work out.
Furby’s taste like chicken and if you chop it up and put it on a skewer with bbq sauce it will taste like a mongolian kabob. excellent!!
Mmmmm… lemon and tapatio. with some hot cheetoes
Good stuff…
i would suggest smothering it with A1 stake sauce, and maybe let the kid easy down like saying that his furby didnt want to see his little face ever again so he commited suicde, but lucky him he will always have a little bit of furby inside of him.
i don’t recommend eating the Furby. To fury and hard to fillet. I recommend you celebrate Furby’s life. Bake a cake, make some child friendly drinks, BBQ hot dogs and hamburgers (kids seem to like those more)
Have your self a Furby wake.
good luck
use Lott’s of onions and Tabasco sauce and some wasabi